The singer: Yit Yass
Believes singing is a healthy occupation and is grateful to be a singer.
The drummer: Bawd Mullion
Bawd is the oldest band member and generally has little opinion about anything, except his extensive drum and percussion collection. He can talk endlessly about great boom boom bang bash clang tink donks that have been placed perfectly in great works of music. He believes string pluckers and key tappers have their place in music, but it is totally meaningless without a rhythmic bed for these instruments to lay on.
The bassist: Gut Golly
Gut loves everybody and everything, most of the time. Gut believes that he and Bawd and are neurologically connected by wireless. He thinks that some people underestimate the sensitivity that drums and bass bring to music. All they talk about is tempo and beat, like that is all we do.
Second guitar: Watt Leeks
Watt once saw Malcolm Young walking down the street, straight towards him and he nodded to him and Malcolm nodded back.
Lead Guitar: Sav Mylon
Sav has confessed to being a bit over the top, but he says he doesn’t know what it is like to be normal, so he doesn’t really know what is really what.
The Manager: Dagge Dorsell.
Dagge studied at a prestigious Business School and quickly realized that the students who work hard and have a definite plan about how they are going to become rich and successful are all devout slaves to their ambitions. The corporations hire them to be good little grunts and keep the books in order, attend meeting where schemes are devised to extract the maximum out of any poor sod who is foolish enough to sign something. The real action is somewhere else, he hasn’t figured out where that is yet.
Biographer: Bic Minderbinder
Bic is a generally happy fellow who spends most of his life in a public library. He feels the more aware he becomes from reading in the library, the more he realizes how ignorant he is. He says his ignorance doesn’t bother him that much, as he believes it is a common trait with people.
Publicist: Dolly Sellerrante
No one is sure who Dolly is.
Meta physicist: Bubbles Xing
There are questions whether Bubbles really exists.